Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Saturday, February 12, 2011

OH dear.

I've lapsed again.

This blog is hard to keep up with, y'all! I have been jotting down and snapping pics every day, but it is not easy to keep up with all the monkeys I see all the time! I suppose if i had a magic smart phone i could post things when I am away from my computer, but I don't. Not yet, anyway.

But I think by now you all get the picture. it is endless. i'll see what i can do to re-motivate. meanwhile...


Wednesday, February 9, 2011


"It would be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps who had to perform after the Beatles!"

--Phoebe on Friends, who doesn't want to play guitar after Ross, who is inflicting "The Sound" upon everyone at the coffeehouse.

Monday, February 7, 2011

right on schedule

"Guys! This monkey-mugger story could make me famous!"--Robin Scherbatsky on HIMYM, who wants to do a report about Marshall getting mugged by a monkey, except that... wait for it... wait... for... it... IT NEVER HAPPENED! It was a lie.

The whole episode is about this monkey business, but i don't know if there's an actual monkey in it.

Sunday, February 6, 2011


this was on SNL last night. first of all, it was awesome they did it, and second, they did it great! literally.


Today is the Super Bowl for most people. For me it was Baby Shower day, two in a row, at the same time, so i had to do a little time management. I just got home, checked my email, and this was on msn homepage:

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Cat Man Do

I never watch Globe Trekker, but i decided to check it out for a bit tonight, and sure enough, there was a visit to the Monkey Temple in Nepal.


*If you haven't noticed already

there are usually more than just one monkey per day. monkeys, apes, whatever. primates. every. every. every. day. And it gets a little tiring to keep track of sometimes!

Friday, February 4, 2011

back to back

Family Guy, 5:00pm: Chris is told to go to his room, he doesn't want to go because of the "evil monkey living in my closet"

Family Guy, 5:30: the family help Lois escape from jail in a van. Peter says they'll just stay wherever the van stops and try to blend in. It turns out to be Chinatown. Chris says "at least there wont be an evil monkey in my closet anymore."

do they plan this shit?

W + K

"wait, there's an invisible monkey"--heard on a tv commercial for an upcoming show on KGW channel 8, about super bowl ads and the local advertising agency Weiden + Kennedy


I would totally go see this.

they really ARE

As soon as i can get a link to this, i'll update the post. Its very giggly.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

family tree

from How I Met Your Mother, Barney:

incredulously: "You're not from Missour-a??!?! Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

second time this phrase has come up in a month. what is it's origin? anyone? yeah, it's weird. so I google-image'd and this was the first pic that came up for monkey's uncle:


i wonder if it's real...

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Josephine Rose

my favorite kid in the whole wide world ever.

:) :)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Thanks Julie!!

Look what Julie texted me this morning! All day I got caught up in things like scrambling for rent money, babysitting, and watching an AWESOME Blazer game. But here he is now, before i sack out with Harry Potter, this very cute guy, who looks just like this guy!