This is the first day without a monkey! I'm so sad! I mean, it's only 10:23, but I'm going to bed early because I'm utterly exhausted, so what are the chances really? Bummer. Well, since I can't go re-naming the blog "Almost EverydayMonkeys," we'll just have to come to grips and move on.
To get us started in the moving on, please enjoy this joke that is a fun one to tell to children:
Q: Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.